George Hayduke, "Make' Em Pay!: Ultimate Revenge Techniques from the Master Trickster"
P..n P..r (6-1986) | PDF | 209 pages | ISBN: 0873643518 | 1.3Mb
"Can you see the Invisible Man's feces?" I posed the question to my fellow philosophers as we sat around our table at the Gamboa Country Club in the bucolic village of Gamboa, Panama. It was January 1985 and my companions were Primo, El Presidente and Senor Tomas.
Thinking that perversity makes for strange bedfellows, I repeated the question.
"It doesn't matter, my son," El Presidente said, as he sat deciding between a vigorous display of flatus and erucatition, or perhaps, a symphony of both. "You can not capture the wind." We savants of philosophy don't have much time left for our discussions or morality in a world gone mad. The Soviets and Reaganistas are running throat to throat to see who can out-lie and out-bully the other to become master bully of the rest of the world. I was worrying a lot about my friends the little folks. These are the powerless people who are the victims of bullies.