South Park Mega Millionaire 1.0.3 iPhone iPod Touch

Longtime South Park viewers will remember that the show has skewered both game shows (Randy Marsh's unintentionally racist appearance on Wheel of Fortune) and Japanese pop culture (the classic Chinpokomon and Mecha Streisand episodes). An upcoming game from RealNetworks takes another swat at these two topics with a wacky Japanese game show starring Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny. While it's missing some of the more extreme humor of the show, South Park Mega Millionaire does attempt to be somewhat clever in its level design and challenges. You take control of one of the South Park boys, who must navigate a series of platforms and obstacles on roller skates. This bizarre twist (we've never seen the South Park boys wear roller skates in twelve years on the air) allows for some tricky tilt-based control.

On some levels, you have to perform humbling tasks like serving tea to old masters or wearing a turtle on your head. On others, the track is greased with slippery oil or lined with giant fans that blow you around wildly. Throughout the 25 challenges, you'll also have to complete "misfortune challenges" that are randomly assigned by spinning a giant wheel, and include handicaps like reduced damage bonuses or slippery skates.
In Story Mode, your pink-haired host will berate you in broken English every time a misstep causes you to fall into a giant vat of soy sauce or green goo. To some extent, the juvenile South Park attitude is present, as the boys will snap right back at their host, except for Kenny, who just mumbles inside his parka.