Fallon & Kirby Patterson - Alan Strutt Photoshoot

The elaborately named twins were a short but sweet addition to the Page 3 roster after they made their debut in 2004. Named after characters from the glamorous, 80s drama Dynasty, the identical pair were a hit with punters who thought they must be seeing double. The inseparable sisters admit to doing most things together, 'We were both hairdressers before this!' and taste in men 'Brad Pitt and Brad Pitt'. In fact, it seems the only difference between the sisters whatsoever, is the small tattoo that Kirby has on her left ankle. But surely it must get confusing for people close to them - especially boyfriends? “There's been the odd time where a bloke has come over, grabbed my bum and tried to kiss me thinking I was Fallon,” says Kirby. But despite the gorgeous gals giving blokes the run-around in top London night spots, the pair say they don't like to stray too far from their roots. When asked where they call home, they proudly announce: “We're from Middlesbrough through and through, and through and through.” Well fellas, there you have it. If you look like Brad Pitt, live in the north-east and are really good with names you might just be in there!