Snow Queen Vodka's 2013 Calendar Photoshoot by Ellen Von Unwerth

However noble her intentions, the "happy cats" 2013 gift calendar from great aunt Susan won't work on any wall on your home this year. For its replacement, consider Snow Queen Vodka's new 2013 offering, shot by GQ contributor Ellen Von Unwerth. The 14 photos depict a sexualized fairytale on ice: two vodka-loving models fighting over their liquor. By the year's end, however, you'll be pleased to know that they iron out their differences with a couple of Kazakhstan's finest vodka shots.