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American Curves - Spring 2012 (Repost)

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American Curves - Spring 2012 (Repost)

American Curves - Spring 2012
English | 160 pages | PDF | 104.7 MB



Living the Dream

I was stupid in high school. I'm not talking bad grades — I mean I was bad at wooing women. One year, I managed to convince this really cute girl to go to the school dance with me, and planned a special surprise for us. As we left the pre-dance house party with a group of friends to get into a shared stretch limo, I ran over to a nearby bush and pulled out a paper bag, which I had hidden there, containing a large bottle of cheap — and lukewarm — sparkling wine. Ta-da!, I thought, we'll both chug this stuff in the limo and get down to business! Well, my date would have none of it, literally, as she wouldn't touch the wine. And when I tried to get frisky with her, she'd have none of me, either. I drowned my sorrows in tepid bubbly that night. trying to figure out where things went wrong.

I came to the conclusion that I was just too forward with my date that night and vowed next time around to play it cool. My next strategy involved ignoring the girl I had a crush on. When she looked my way, I'd look away and pretend I had better things to do. Well, that didn't work either. She hooked up with another guy who actually paid attention to her.

It would take me a while, but I eventually learned that women like it when you talk to them, ask them what's going on in their life and how they're feeling. And really mean it.

That same dorkwad from high school went on to become the editor of American Curves, the world's hottest men's magazine (as readers often like to remind me), so there is hope for us all. "You're living the dream, man," my friend Justin told me only semi-jokingly when he first learned of my new position. But really, American Curves readers are all living the dream. Just take a look inside this issue and you'll see why.

Just like I learned that there's a happy middle ground between jumping on a woman in the back of a limo and ignoring her altogether, Curves finds the right balance between the world of raunchy internet porn and watered-down men's magazines that mostly ignore beautiful women in favor of articles about clothing and beer (not that there's anything wrong with clothing or beer).

Although we've reduced our publication frequency to quarterly for 2012, we're keeping the dream alive, with spine-tinglingly sexy photo sets of gorgeous women and articles that delve into the wider world of sex. We also don't shy away from the pressing questions of our day, like "Is there a beautifully designed male masturbation device that looks like a paint roller?" (There is! See pg. 150.)

Enjoy the issue. Send me your notes. suggestions and complaints. And stay away from cheap champagne in a paper bag.

Michal Kapral, Editor-in-Chief


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American Curves - Spring 2012 (Repost)

American Curves - Spring 2012 (Repost)


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