Anguished English: An Anthology of Accidental Assaults Upon Our Language
Anguished English: An Anthology of Accidental Assaults Upon Our Language by Richard Lederer
English | April 19, 2006 | ISBN: 0941711811, 1423643178 | EPUB | 192 pages | 2.9 MB
English | April 19, 2006 | ISBN: 0941711811, 1423643178 | EPUB | 192 pages | 2.9 MB
Anguished English is the impossibly funny anthology of accidental assaults upon our common language. From bloopers and blunders to Signs of the Times to Mixed-Up Metaphors . . . from Two-Headed Headlines to Mangling Modifiers . . . it's a collection that will leave you roaring with delight and laughter.
Help wanteds:
Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
Two-Headed Headlines:
Grandmother of eight makes hole in one!
Doctor testifies in horse suit.
Modern-Day Malapropisms:
I suffer from a deviant septum.