Blow Him Till His Kingdom Comes: A Sex Guide For Women Who Want To Give Dazzling Blowjobs

“BEST SEX EVER!”

That’s how he’ll describe you after learning my simple techniques. Light him up like an all-night liquor store AND learn how get more pleasure out of giving blowjobs with this funny, informative guide. Let’s get started!

Bestowing A Bedazzling Blowjob
Ahh, let’s get to the meat of the matter. Let me start by reminding you that we men are alarmingly attached to our penises. In fact, we love listening to “He’s Got the Whole World in His Hands” when we pee. With the right kind of oral you can make your partner feel like he’s got the whole galaxy in his hands.

Sending him into that galaxy requires four things: moisture, speed, pressure, and friction. In this chapter, you’ll learn how to use all four to make him stutter in 8 different languages.

Make Him Want You IN THE WORST WAY: The Peacock Technique
This method uses four steps to build irresistible suspense followed by unstoppable pleasure: Tease, Lure, Escalate and Resolve. Master it and he’ll see you as a peacock among common poultry.

Not Feeling It? How To Turn A Task Into A Turn-On
Through my years of writing sex advice columns I can tell you that the majority of women don’t fall into “love it or hate it” camps. It’s more like, Meh. The good news is that by the time you finish this book, you will have a completely different attitude (and aptitude!) about giving head.

I’m going to show you how to turn a Meh into a Meow. I’m going to show you how to think of it as a turn-on, not a turn-off. By the time I’m done you’re going to be gagging for it (as opposed to on it). You’re going to see blowjobs as an effective way for you to pleasure yourself, not just him.

A Simple Technique To Make His Penis More Attractive To You
Find out about the University of Zьrich’s study showing the single best thing your partner can do to make his penis more attractive to you.

Different Techniques For Different Types Of Penises
You’ll probably have more than one penis in your mouth over the course of your sexual career and you'll soon realize that there is a great diversity of dicks. Some are skinny and straight, while others are fleshy or have more curves than a scenic railway. Some are as big as the Florida Panhandle, others not so much. Find out which technique works best on what type of penis, depending on size, shape and curvature.

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Hey, Wait A Minute! What Do The Experts Think?
“Author Michael Alvear helps women identify their urges, whet their own appetites and then encourage the feminine instinct toward pleasure. This book is a witty guide to showing women how to enjoy men.”

— Mama Gena, best selling author of PUSSY and Founder, School of Womanly Arts

Alvear beautifully reframes what has generally been considered a “job” into a sexually satisfying activity for women. Filled with laugh-out-loud humor, sharp insights and powerful advice. A great addition to the canon of sex self-help.”

–Dr. Sadie Allison, Founder TickleKitty.com and Bestselling Author, Tickle His Pickle