The Cheater's Handbook : The Naughty Student's BibleISBN:
Exam Day! Paper Due! HELP!!!!!!!
I didn't study,
I don't test well,
My coach says it's OK,
I'm a total loser.
I have A.D.D.,
The teacher sucks,
My parents are getting divorced,
I don't need to know this stuff for real life.
Moving back in with Mom