Trick People Into Thinking You Can Cook

How to Make, Dress, Plate, Serve, and Snap Pics of Tasty Numnums

Are you slangin' plates, but can't quite get it to the point of braggable swaggable dabbable dishes? Take this course to learn:

Everything you're doing wrong
How to stage your kitchen to look like you know what you're doing
How to throw out your shitty plastic plates for big boy dishes
How to brag about food on social media without being annoying
How to critique and discuss food in a way that makes you sound like a smartass

On top of this, you'll get a handful of bulletproof recipes that employ everything you learn along the way. In less than two hours, you'll become soigné af in no time. You'll get a bunch of videos, and some quizzes to make sure it's getting through to you.

What am I going to get from this course?

Over 19 lectures and 1.5 hours of content!
By the end of this class, you'll be serving "crudités with buttermilk dip" instead of a "veggie platter and ranch". (spoiler alert: they're the same thing)
I'll show you how to turn your sad, floppy PB&Js into top-shelf sammies, without changing any of the ingredients
After learning some recipes, I'll teach you how to brag about your cooking online without looking like a desperate pleb