Grandpa Jokes: 700+ Hilarious Jokes for Seniors and Adults of All Ages in Dad-Style Humor

Get ready to laugh your way through the pages of "Grandpa Jokes": 700+ Hilarious Jokes.

Laughter truly is the best medicine, unless you have access to powerful antibiotics. However, some ailments in life are best remedied by having our minds pleasantly transported away from hardship and allowed to thrive in laughter.

This is exactly what this book provides by offering its reader—and those eager family members or friends gathered around to participate in the hilarity—a seemingly endless amount of knee-slapping quips and jokes. These jokes will make you laugh when you read or hear them and will stay in your mind, ready to be employed the next time a lull in a conversation or a lackluster conversation needs sprucing up.

While these jokes may be intentionally humorous, they will certainly cause you to burst into laughter:

What happened to the Italian restaurateur when he crossed the street without looking both ways? He pasta-way.

Why do eggs never fight back when they are being snatched away by farmers and separated from their mothers? Because they are little chickens.

Why do aliens get so fat during Halloween? Because they cannot stop eating Mars bars.

Why do we know that a hot temperature would win if it were to enter a race with its counterpart, a cold temperature? Because you can catch a cold.