How to Have an Affair (and Get Away with It)

Today’s society is more promiscuous than ever. 55% of men and 50% of women freely admit to having had an affair at some point in their relationship. Include those who have cheated but deny it and that figure is probably higher – 74% of all men and 68% of women say they would quite happily have an affair if they knew they would get away with it. Yet, paradoxically, 99% of all people expect their partners to be faithful.

The problem is, having an affair, which is technically still illegal in 23 states of the US, is a bit like committing murder – there are hundreds of ways of getting caught and if you can think of just half of them, you’re probably a genius.

This book is a brutally honest, unapologetic and often funny journey through the life of an affair. It pulls no punches in exposing the myriad of risks you face if you decide to have an affair, and offers real practical advice on how you might just get away with it in the process.

What You Will Learn?

If you’re contemplating an affair, you’ll learn how to avoid picking the wrong person to get involved with. You’ll learn how affairs start, and how to conduct an affair in relative secrecy. At each stage you’ll learn about the risks you face and how to manage them effectively. Finally, when it’s time for the affair to end, you’ll learn how to end things well with the minimum of fallout, and how to move on with your life.

What’s Inside?

The hidden truth about just how common affairs are and why they so often go undetected.
The different types of affair you can have and how you can be deemed to be having an affair without actually doing much at all.
How to give yourself the best chance of getting away with it by picking the right person (and by not picking the wrong one!).
How to manage your behaviour during the initial phase of your affair (or, depending upon your perspective, how to spot someone who is having an affair!).
How to manage the myriad of complications sex brings to an affair.
How to pay for an affair.
How to ensure you don’t get busted using your mobile phone.
When and where to meet (and when and where not to).
How to cover your tracks.
How to lie convincingly and avoid using the worst excuses in the world.
How to spot the tell-tale signs someone is onto you or if you’re under surveillance.
How to tell if you’re being followed, how to take countermeasures, and how to spot and handle a honey trap.
How to invoke contingency plans should the worst happen and you get busted.
How to end an affair the right way.

Each chapter provides a surprisingly in-depth and informed, sensitive and, at times, a wickedly humorous coverage of the challenges of modern relationships and affairs in particular. At each step of the way, the book provides very practical advice on how to play the highest stakes game of all - how to have an affair and how to get away with it.